Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The End of Western Civilization

By now everyone is familiar with the phenomenon of "The Snuggie". The apparel of choice for couch potatoes everywhere is part blanket and part straitjacket.

Originally offered in only two colors, the manufacturer gradually expanded the palette. Eventually they were offered in jungle prints, perfect for those more formal nights on the sofa.

Then, just in time for the Holiday shopping season, Snuggies were introduced for children and even for the family pet!

But brace yourself....the Snuggie era has come to an end!
The latest and greatest innovation in sloth couture is:


According to the ad copy these are

"Pajamas you live in. Jeans you sleep in."

There is no more need for that pesky and time consuming change of clothes or needless morning shower.
Now, one can simply roll out of bed and head right on down to the Wal-Mart!

Such convenience!

And one more sign of the coming apocalypse.

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